💔 Lovers, Lessons, and Leftovers: A Spiritual Detox
- Michele Renee
- Aug 4, 2025
- 3 min read
💔 Lovers, Lessons, and Leftovers: A Spiritual Detox
✨ Because your coochie ain’t a community center, babe. ✨
By: Messy & Divine
😮💨 "Why am I STILL thinking about him/her...?"
Because, boo... you didn’t just sleep with him.
You downloaded him. Like a virus. 🦠
Straight into your chakras.
Now you're out here glitching like a broken iPhone at 3% 😵💫📵
“Sex is an energy exchange, not a recreational sport unless you’re ready for spiritual CrossFit afterward.”
— Your Higher Self, probably
💀 Not Just the D, You Got His Demons Too
Sex isn’t just sweaty fun and regrettable playlists.
It’s vibrational warfare in lingerie.
When you get freaky with someone, your root chakra (that red-hot, survival base) and sacral chakra (hello, creative juice box 🍑) open up and say:
“Come on in. Leave your emotional baggage on the floor.”
And guess what? THEY DO. 🎒🧳
“The worst part of soul ties is realizing your spirit caught feelings… but your body caught their unhealed childhood trauma.” — @messyanddivine
😬 The 7-Year Itch (Literally…Energetically)
Ever heard that saying, “Your body renews itself every 7 years”?
Well guess what? So do your chakras.
So if you had a “one-night oopsie” back in 2018 and you’re still spiraling
💁♀️✨ Baby girl… that man’s soul is still parked in your pelvis like a rent-free roommate.
“You ever feel sad for no reason? That’s "" from 2019. He’s still in your uterus whispering red flags.”— The Oracle of Common Sense
😳 WHY Are You Attracting the Same Broken Toy?
Here's the thing:
🧲 You attract what you vibrate.
If your aura is screaming “I don’t know my worth,”
you’ll magnetize people who say “Perfect, let me waste your time.” 🫠💔
Let’s break it down:
If you chase people who don’t love themselves, guess what?
They’re not gonna know how to love YOU either. 🤷♀️
If you’re healing, but still leaking,
you’re just gonna leak onto other leaky people and it’s a full-on emotional plumbing disaster. 🚽😩
If you’re lonely, horny, AND spiritually unprotected?
Well now you’re just out here catching karmic colds with every cuddle. 🥴
“You ain’t in love, sis. You just trauma-bonded with someone who smells like the parent who ignored you.” — Saturn, planet of harsh truths
🔥 The Spiritual Detox You Didn’t Know You Needed
Time to evict the ghosts of peens past. 👻🍆
Here’s your holy hoe kit (no shade, just sacredness 😇):
🛁 Spiritual Bath Vibes
🌿 Epsom salt, rose petals, Florida water, TayTay ;) playing in the background
🕯 Light a candle and say:
“I release all energy that doesn’t belong to me. Guys or Girls names... say em , and That Guy with the weird toenails, BYE.”
✂️ Cord-Cutting Ritual (AKA Soul Scissors ✂️)
Write his name on paper.
Burn it with intention.
Flush it or bury it in the dirt.
🎤 Say:
“You don’t live here anymore. My energy is Gucci and you’re expired milk.” 🥛🚫
🔴 Root Chakra Reset
Lay down, hand over your lower belly, breathe deep.
Picture a red glow.
Now say:
“My body is not a sponge. I release all energetic stains.
I am Clorox in human form.” 😌🧼✨
📖 Journal Prompt:
“Who is STILL living in my head with dirty feet?”
“Why do I keep inviting people to my temple with no spiritual hygiene?”
“Would my coochie choose better partners if SHE had voting rights?” 🤔
🧠 Real Talk: You Are Not Your Body Count
You are not too far gone.
You are not "used up."
You are not doomed to relive your ex's karma.
✨ You are divine.
✨ You are magnetic.
✨ You are one spiritual bath away from feeling like the Boss bitch you are on her period. 🐝💅🏽
“Some people weren’t lovers. They were lessons. Flush them. Don’t frame them.” — Messy & Divine
🚨 Pro Tip: Stop Calling It Closure
Closure is a scam.
You don't need one last convo.
You don’t need to hear them say “I’m sorry.”
You need a candle, a playlist, and some salt.
Let Spirit do what that man never could:
Clear you out & fill you with peace. ✨
💌 Final Blessing:
May your next lover honor the goddess in you,
Not just the thighs around you.
May your body feel safe,
Your soul feel clean,
And your chakras never absorb another walking red flag again.
🧼 Amen. Ase. And Awomen.
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